Oh there’s a vacancy in Scottish Labour now
Put a chain around my neck, and don’t make a row
Oh let me be (oh let him be)
You’ll have had your vow
I’d like to be a tiger
‘Cause tigers play too rough
I’m tired of being a dinosaur
‘Cause dinosaurs ain’t the kind you love enough
What about home rule? You fancy that?
I’ve tried it all before – they just keep dragging me back
Oh let me be (oh let him be)
You’ll have had your vow
Gordy wants to play, go on give me a shot
Run your fingers through my hair
And tell me I am hot
Oh let me be (oh let him be)
You’ll have had your vow
I’d like to be a tiger
‘Cause tigers play too rough
I’m tired of being a dinosaur
‘Cause dinosaurs ain’t the kind you love enough
Just want to be, your teddy bear
Put a chain around my neck and lead me anywhere
Oh let me be (oh let him be) your teddy bear
You’ll have had your tea (oh let him be)
I just want to be your teddy bear (ooh)
