Return Of The Living Dead

by Defunkt Boy 3

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And in the death, as the alt right corpses lay rotting on the slimy thoroughfare, the shutters lifted in inches in Bute House high on Charlotte Square. And red, mutant eyes gazed down on Embra City. No more big wheels. New Labour fleas the size of rats sucked on neoliberal rats the size of cats And ten thousand populists split into small tribes Coveting the highest of the sterile statues Like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Harvey Nichols Ripping and rewrapping illegally hunted fox, now legwarmers Family badge of post-truth and cracked brexit Any day now The Return of the living dead "This ain't Rottenrow This is Jenners. Hide!"
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Hello old bean How is the master? We're having a frightfully posh soiree It's Halloween, we're having pasta Shaped like Tony and Cherie We've got Jim Murphy and George Osborne But not Theresa May or Jez It's a reunion of the forlorn The return of the living dead The Heretics have taken over the gazebo Lucinda is being stalked by a paedo The Satanists are rummaging in the wine cellar Our kitchen utensils are being rubbed by Uri Geller The tennis court has been grafitted With a huge drawing of a phallus Tarquin admits he is defeated And a little jealous The gargoyles on the west wing turrets Are not as frightening as our guests Some have extensions on their mullets And half their lunch on their string vests The Heretics have taken over the gazebo Lucinda is being stalked by a paedo The Satanists are rummaging in the wine cellar Our kitchen utensils are being rubbed by Uri Geller Take away the SNP They're bad, bad, bad, bad, bad you see We're riding in on a wave of sick One horse short of the apocalypse Who is that staggering round the pagoda? Who the hell invited Kezia and Jola?
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Here we come, flirting with the Sun We get the funniest looks from Nicola Sturgeon We're Tony Blair's monkeys McTernan and Murphy A kind of nightmare version Of Rod, Jane and Freddy We're not really friendly We're pulling up in our hearse You thought Trump was scary We are fucking worse
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I live in the Houses of Parliament I like prostitutes and Charlie and I am the Lizard of Osborne The Lizard of Osborne Hissing from my lair in the south With a silver spoon in my mouth I am the Lizard of Osborne The Lizard of Osborne Oh Gideon, Gideon, Gideon, Gideon, Gideon, Gideon Giddy on ching Lord Sewel's got nothing on me I am the king of austerity I am the Lizard of Osborne The Lizard of Osborne Hatched from a Faberge egg I am the chancer of the ex check I am the Lizard of Osborne The Lizard of Osborne Oh Gideon, Gideon, Gideon, Gideon, Gideon, Gideon Giddy on ching Gideon, bang yer gums Gideon
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Creepy Jim, creepy Jim Stands on a crate pontificating Evil crow from the Brothers Grimm Face like a horse Can we reign him in? SLAB! Creepy Jim, creepy Jim Tells us lies, he thinks we're dim Lots of expenses for him to skim Envies sexy socialism SLAB! Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown His crocodile smile is just a frown Sold out the Scots for an ermine gown Reset! Reset! Vow! Vow! Vow! SLAB! Scottish Labour, Scottish Labour Lied to do Tories a favour Smith Commish, Smith Commish All the powers were a streak o pish SLAB!
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released November 28, 2016

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