Return Of The Living Dead

by Defunkt Boy 3

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released November 28, 2016

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Track Name: Future Dog End
And in the death,
as the alt right corpses lay rotting on the slimy thoroughfare,
the shutters lifted in inches in Bute House
high on Charlotte Square.
And red, mutant eyes gazed down on Embra City.
No more big wheels.

New Labour fleas the size of rats sucked on neoliberal rats the size of cats
And ten thousand populists split into small tribes

Coveting the highest of the sterile statues
Like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Harvey Nichols

Ripping and rewrapping illegally hunted fox, now legwarmers
Family badge of post-truth and cracked brexit

Any day now
The Return of the living dead

"This ain't Rottenrow
This is Jenners. Hide!"
Track Name: Frightfully Posh Halloween (apocalyptic remix)
Hello old bean
How is the master?
We're having a frightfully posh soiree
It's Halloween, we're having pasta
Shaped like Tony and Cherie

We've got Jim Murphy and George Osborne
But not Theresa May or Jez
It's a reunion of the forlorn
The return of the living dead

The Heretics have taken over the gazebo
Lucinda is being stalked by a paedo
The Satanists are rummaging in the wine cellar
Our kitchen utensils are being rubbed by Uri Geller

The tennis court has been grafitted
With a huge drawing of a phallus
Tarquin admits he is defeated
And a little jealous

The gargoyles on the west wing turrets
Are not as frightening as our guests
Some have extensions on their mullets
And half their lunch on their string vests

The Heretics have taken over the gazebo
Lucinda is being stalked by a paedo
The Satanists are rummaging in the wine cellar
Our kitchen utensils are being rubbed by Uri Geller

Take away the SNP
They're bad, bad, bad, bad, bad you see
We're riding in on a wave of sick
One horse short of the apocalypse

Who is that staggering round the pagoda?
Who the hell invited Kezia and Jola?
Track Name: Tony Blair's Monkeys (undead version)
Here we come, flirting with the Sun
We get the funniest looks from Nicola Sturgeon

We're Tony Blair's monkeys
McTernan and Murphy
A kind of nightmare version
Of Rod, Jane and Freddy

We're not really friendly
We're pulling up in our hearse
You thought Trump was scary
We are fucking worse
Track Name: The Lizard Of Osborne (horny version)
I live in the Houses of Parliament
I like prostitutes and Charlie and
I am the Lizard of Osborne
The Lizard of Osborne

Hissing from my lair in the south
With a silver spoon in my mouth
I am the Lizard of Osborne
The Lizard of Osborne

Oh Gideon, Gideon, Gideon, Gideon, Gideon, Gideon
Giddy on ching

Lord Sewel's got nothing on me
I am the king of austerity
I am the Lizard of Osborne
The Lizard of Osborne

Hatched from a Faberge egg
I am the chancer of the ex check
I am the Lizard of Osborne
The Lizard of Osborne

Oh Gideon, Gideon, Gideon, Gideon, Gideon, Gideon
Giddy on ching

Gideon, bang yer gums
Gideon
Track Name: SLab Boys (full moon mix)
Creepy Jim, creepy Jim
Stands on a crate pontificating
Evil crow from the Brothers Grimm
Face like a horse
Can we reign him in?

SLAB!

Creepy Jim, creepy Jim
Tells us lies, he thinks we're dim
Lots of expenses for him to skim
Envies sexy socialism

SLAB!

Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown
His crocodile smile is just a frown
Sold out the Scots for an ermine gown
Reset! Reset!
Vow! Vow! Vow!

SLAB!

Scottish Labour, Scottish Labour
Lied to do Tories a favour
Smith Commish, Smith Commish
All the powers were a streak o pish

SLAB!